You can't polish a turd if'n yer fixin' to head home

We have been looking at automating our testing at work. Yeah, I know, blah blah blah work. Either way, what it comes down to is that our software doesn't always do what I want when you look at it as an automated testing platform. Today I was able to use the phrase "crap in crap out" and then follow it with "you can't polish a turd". All while speaking German. It was pretty amazing.